The winter months just wouldn’t be the same here at Vault if they didn’t include a delicious holiday lunch, a snow day here and there, and the most anticipated award ceremony of the year ... The Vaulties. (Yes, we "borrowed" from the Dunder-Mifflin "Dundies" made famous on "The Office." Sue us.)
This year, the 2nd Annual Vaulties were more creative than ever -- accompanied by very appropriate song selections and of course, a number of fun prizes. For example, if you see a woman on the road blasting Bob Seger's "Hollywood Nights" with a license plate holder that reads “Paparazzi -- Leave Me Alone" -- you'll know she's one of us.
The Vault team with their Vaulties!
Here is a list of this year’s awards and their recipients:
The Just Ducky Award: Ginette Meluso
Most Likely Full-Term Pregnant Woman to Execute Press Conference Held on Platform with Three Flights of Steps in the Midst of Gusting Winds on the Delaware River.
The Funny Farm Award: Ali Greco
Most Likely to Be a Total Sucker and Work for Us ... Most Likely to Comply with Early Stage Requests to Dance in the Lobby ... Most Likely to Fit in Perfectly.
The Timex Award: Kaitlin Cavanaugh
Most Likely to “Take a Lickin’ and Keep on Tickin'" ... Most Likely to Leave a Good Friend with Her Client Work While She Takes A Cruise with Her Adorable Boyfriend.
The Publicist without Borders Award: Ela Voluck
Most Likely to Be Overheard Speaking a Different Language (Like It’s As Easy as Making Peanut Butter & Jelly) ... Most Likely to Travel to Bosnia (Like It’s Going to Ocean City) ... Most Like to Serve as a Publicist for Pest Professionals in the Midst of an International Crisis.
Twinkle Toes Award: Deanna Every
Most Likely to Find Herself in G Lounge at 2 O’Clock in the Morning with a Dancing with the Stars Cast Member ... Most Likely to Jump at a Moment’s Notice for Those Who Use Facebook to Ask the Drink of the Week or The Kind of Shampoo at a Caribbean Resort Hotel ... Most Likely to Work Her Extremely Small Feet to Get the Job Done.
The Alaka’i Award: Patty Stofanak
Most Likely to Offer to Abandon Beloved Dogs and Phillies Playoffs to Fly Umpteen Hours to Hold it Down for a Very Important Client ... Most Likely to Take One Week’s PTO For Grief Counseling if Particular Client Ever Gets Bought.
The Fearless Award: Brittany Harmon
Most Likely to Tackle the Science Lab (Office Refrigerator) with Great Aplomb ... Most Likely to Fend Off Zombies in Lobby ... Most Likely to Have No Inherent Fear of Calling National Media.
The Stealth Award: Brianna Fisher
Most Likely to Clean Office Refrigerator with Elfin Magic or Secret Eyeball Lasers ... Most Likely to Have Pet that No One Knew About for Months ... Most Likely to Be the Vaultinista Who Holds the State Championship Title in Tai Chi (We Wouldn't Know if She Did).
The Fine Details Award: Erin Mulholland
Most Likely to Stand a Chance at Having Gregorian Calendar Renamed Mulhollandian Calendar ... Most Likely to Have a Secret Nighttime Job at The Container Store ... Most Likely to Break Out in Hives in the Cluttered Server Room ... Most Likely to Find a Typo in New Employee Handbook.
The Human Buffet Award: Abby Rizen
Most Likely to Squeeze Major Life Milestones and Disney Vacations into One 12-Month Period ... Most Likely to Spend a Day Switching Between Healthcare, Elegant Cheese and Grand Riverboats ... Most Likely to Actually Like A Buffet (As Long as There is No Caesar Salad.)
The Hollywood Starlet Award: Meredith Rovine
Most Likely Not to Let an Agent Intimidate Her ... Most Likely to Lunch with Regis Philbin ... Most Likely to Organize a Wedding that Would Rival All Hollywood Weddings ... Most Likely to Play Understudy to Colleague Patty Stofanak in a Modern Day Version of “The Hulk.”
The Walking Encyclopedia Award: Leanne Scott Brown
Most Likely to Frighten Guy in Front of Her at Pizza Shop for Randomly Blurting Out, “Do You Know What Happens When You Swipe Your Card? It’s a Multi-Tiered Process and Let Me Explain” ... Most Likely to Impress Cocktail Party Guests with Her Strong Connections to Joe Biden ... Most Likely to Pitch Pharmacist on Client Capabilities While Awaiting Medicines for Children
The Guy Smiley Award: Lauren Wattie
Most Likely to Tour the Country Offering National Seminar Called “Grin and Bear It: The Lauren Wattie Way” ... Most Likely to Cause CEO to Halt Serious Meeting to Declare Smile Admiration ... Most Likely to Appear in Orbit Gum Commercial
The Super Pitcher Award: Corrinne Upton
Most Likely to Lobby U.S. Government to Classify Legumes as Approved Fuel for Automobiles ... Most Likely to Get Mark Twain More Press than He Has Books ... Most Likely to be Called “Gracefully Dogged” in a Lifetime ... Most Likely to Get People Talking About Canned 100% White Meat Chunk Chicken
The Moral Compass Award: Lori Orr
Most Likely To Know Ethics Better Than a Supreme Court Judge ... Most Likely to Flag Discrepancies in Office Policies, Vendor Policies, Life, etc. ... Most Likely to Silently Pray in Corner Office for Employees while Overhearing The Lunch Conversation Topic of the Day