We go anywhere for our clients! And today - off I go to Anaheim via Chicago for the National Pest Management Association. Part of the fun is the insane travel stories so I thought I would share what I have so far.
It's early and still dark but here I am in D Terminal at Philadelphia International Airport. You should all come here early in the morning and do some "people watching." Extraordinary. It's an experiement in Psychology. Between 5:30am and 7am I have seen a young woman consume Cheese Fries at an inhuman rate, I experienced the world's most inefficient Dunkin' Donuts. And I saw a guy polish off a Miller Lite in Jet Rock. Just another Wednesday morning in Philly. Additionally, Anderson Cooper is on every TV here as CNN Airport is the only channel. This would be fine but I think he's wearing Gucci or Versace in the Gaza war zone. There is a time and a place, Anderson. Reign in the wardrobe for war.
I'm getting ready to board and know I will likely sit on the tarmac for an hour so I'm enjoying my last moments of Internet access. I have a layover in Chicago. If I can, I will blog an update from O'Hare, which I am sure will be a CRAZY good time.
That's all for now. However, if you're Passenger Whiteburn, we need you now to board the plane.