The winter months just wouldn’t be the same here at Vault if they didn’t include a delicious holiday lunch, a snow day here and there, and the most anticipated award ceremony of the year ... The Vaulties. (Yes, we "borrowed" from the Dunder-Mifflin "Dundies" made famous on "The Office." Sue us.)
In the 3rd Annual Vaulties, the partners’ creativity juices were flowing with the hilarious, yet very fitting, awards – accompanied by very appropriate song selections and of course, a number of fun prizes.
Here is a list of this year’s awards and their recipients (drum roll please):
The Big Dog Award: Abby Rizen
Most Likely to Be Named Leader of the Bloodhound Gang by Client…Most Likely to Play Agency Big Dog Who Owns Frightfully Small Dog…Most Likely to Always Ensure Daughter Embraces Animal Prints…Most Likely to Have Puppy Dog Husband Who Sends Sweet Nothings…Most Likely to Gnaw on a Reporter Like Oreo to a Bone
The All In Award: Amanda Polyak
Most Likely to Fly On Over for an Interview…Most Likely to Move Cross-Country to Join the Party…Most Likely to Throw Yourself in Anything – Including a Nationwide Search for the Best in Insect Photography…Most Likely to Not Realize You’re Making a Great Case to Be Next in Line for Deanna’s “Yes” Award
The Lifeguard Award: Ariel Vegotsky
Most Likely to Initially Feel As Though You Were Thrown into Rough Seas, Yet Now Is…Most Likely To Save Everyone’s Butt In a Pinch
The Crafty McCrafterson: Brianna Fisher
Most Likely to Crouch into Cubicle with Hot Glue Gun, Iron and Markers Saying “Nothing to See Here”…Most Likely to Freehand Vault Logo onto the Butt of a Newborn Onesie…Most Likely to Secretly Own T-Shirt Decal Shop on Wildwood Boardwalk…Most Likely to Take Home Mayor’s Trophy for Town Halloween Parade…Most Likely to Introduce Clients to DIY Technologies that are “Picture Perfect”
The Buzz Lightyear Award: Brittany Harmon
Most Likely to Check Your E-mail from Space…Most Likely to Be Seriously Addressed as Commander…Most Likely to Receive Flowers & Candies from Courting Astronauts…Most Likely to Deliver “Out of this World” Client Service
The Ruby Slippers Award: Corrinne Upton
Most Likely to Embrace Inner Tin Man By Saying Yes to Greg…Most Likely to Face Your Cowardly Lion Fears By Flying to London…Most Likely to Prove You’re No Scarecrow by Being the Agency’s Social Media Brain…Most Likely to Have Dog that Kicks Toto’s Butt in a Dog Beauty Contest
The Road Warrior Award: Cristin McGrath
Most Likely to Rack Up More Miles for College Focus Groups, Cybersafety Seminars and General Commuting than a NASA Captain…Most Likely to Kick a Trucker’s Butt in a Road Rage Incident at Stucky’s
The Yes Award: Deanna Every
Most Likely to Put on a Mouse Costume and Answer the Phone in the Lobby…Most Likely to Dress a Cell Phone and Ride the Plymouth Meeting Mall Carousel…Most Likely to Coordinate a Workplace Dance Routine to “Single Ladies”…Most Likely to Accompany YouTube Sensations to Mexico…Most Likely to Try Anything Once!
The Super Pitcher Award: Ela Voluck
Most Likely to Embrace Role as Bed Bug Publicist to Gain First-Name Basis Status with a Wall Street Journal Reporter
The Small But Mighty Award: Gina Kent
Most Likely to Stand Up to Schoolyard Bully Dressed as Client…Most Likely to Orchestrate Agency's Big Thought Leadership Seminar With Small Timeline…Most Likely to Play Nimble Team Member Who Jumps Into the Action at a Moment's Notice
The On the Move Award: Kaitlin Cavanaugh
Most Likely to Stop Everything You’re Doing and Move With Your Job to Chesterbrook…Most Likely to Move on Down to N’awlins for Pestworld…Most Likely to Continue Moving On Up and Doing New Things in Your Career
The Lean But “Mean” Cuisine Award: Lauren Wattie
Most Likely to Stand Tall and Operate Lean When the Team Around You Disappears…Mostly Likely to be Powered By the Most Compact Lunch in the United States, Lean Cuisine…Most Likely Colleague for People to "lean on" for Solid Counsel and Business Sense
The “Doctor Is In” Award: Leanne Scott Brown
Enough said.
The Roma Downey Award: Lori Orr
The Person Who is Most Likely to Ask the Lord….and Then Receive…Most Likely to Make Insane Predictions That Become Reality…Most Likely to Replace the Spa Business in the U.S. by 2015 When Patent for The Lori Orr Calming Method Hits the Mass Market
The MacGyver Award: Meredith Rovine
Most Likely to Work from Home and Pitch New Business While Simultaneously Discovering Live 220 Lines...Most Likely to Follow Up a Client Conference Call with a Plumber Conference Call to Discuss Hidden Batman Cup in Wall
The Galileo Award: Pamela Caruolo
Most Likely to Explore New Territories With Great Aplomb…Most Likely to "fake it 'till you make it" Like You've Been to This Country 10 Times Before…Most Likely to Try Anything Once, Even a Pizza Eating Contest
The Juggler Award: Patty Stofanak
Most Likely to Find Balance Between Carrying a Baby, Running Two of our Biggest Accounts and Commuting Two Hours a Day…Most Likely to Find Balance Between Pitocin and a Drug-Free Birth…Most Likely to Have the Uncanny Capacity to Love House Music and Christian Sunday Songs All at Once
The Jerry Maguire Award: Sara DeViva
Mostly Likely to Complete Us…Most Likely to Be the PB to our J…Most Likely to Be the Mashed Potatoes to Our Gravy…Most Likely to Be the Fred to Our Ginger, the Ricky to our Lucy, the Fred to our Wilma, the Jay-Z to our Beyonce…Most Likely to Inappropriately Kissed on Lips By a Colleague By End of Year